The story behind the story…

In a behind the scene investigative report (yeah right) The Fifth Corner thinks they have unveiled how John Wall really got to Kentucky. Almost like Jesse Ventura and his show on television we are going to discover what is happening, and when you find out the truth you might not be able to handle it! Ok, joking aside, this is a bit of humor as things have tensed up way too much when it comes to Carolina basketball in the last couple of games/weeks. Hope you enjoy it…

(Most of the quotes, coming from the non coach in this skit are from the movie “The GodFather”. Some have been altered slightly to fit the storyline)

	Hello sir, I come to your home as a friend to see if you can help me recruit a player I would like to come to my new job at the University of Kentucky. I think that you could help me in this.
	You come into my house and call me friend. But where were you, or where the tickets, when you had Derrick Rose?
	~kissing the ring~ Please forgive me I thought that going by the laws of the NCAA I could do well, but I can not! So please, will you help me, friend?
	~nods to the coach~ Yes, I think I can help you with this problem of yours, or should I say, problem of ours. I am sure that things can be done the right way, or at least the right way for me.
	And how are you going to do this?
	I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.
	~starts crying~ I was going to get some handler to help me, but I am not sure it was going to work! What can I do?
	You can act like a man! ~slaps the coach~ What’s the matter with you?
	I just want him to come to Kentucky, to come to this family, to be part of the family!
	Are you spending time with your team family, the last coach wasn’t
	Yes, yes I am
	A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man.
	So you will help?
	It’s my daughter’s wedding, I can not refuse a request.
	Thank you, with him we will squash Louisville and the whole SEC
	Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
	Thank you for telling me that, I won’t keep you any longer.
	One second, someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me, and that might mean forfeit a Final Four appearance. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter’s wedding day.

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